Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 10, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    How about not joining any frat?

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    SHIVA  about 1 year ago

    Zonk, time to ship Zipper back to his Mommy!!!

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Where is Zipper going to college? Walden? Not sure I recognize the background.

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    snsurone76  about 1 year ago

    There’s a third alternative—getting stoned out of your gourd on weed!!

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    LawrenceS  about 1 year ago

    I chose a third alternative, live in the dorm. You meet a nicer group of people. Nerdy as H*ll, with less in the way of social skills, but so was I.

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    Geophyzz  about 1 year ago

    True Wild & Crazy doesn’t need booze. It just comes naturally.

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    preacherman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That’s a simple decision: join the boring frat; party with with party frat.

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    Bob Blumenfeld  about 1 year ago

    No such thing as moderation, huh?

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    Durak Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I was a much happier young man after I learned that it wasn’t necessary to drink till I passed out.

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    mindjob  about 1 year ago

    Either house is going to smell bad and be a pigsty, but just one will have slippery floors

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Says the man who once said “I’ve gotta lay off the kool-aid before bedtime.”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’m not sure where I come down on that one either. The suspense is killing me.

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    blah_duh  about 1 year ago

    And to think of all the thinks I’ve missed by not drinking.

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    rionmorrison69  about 1 year ago

    Or be a GDI!

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  about 1 year ago

    in college my room mate and I were both interested in the same girl. he pledged a frat and we showed up at a party to support him. since he figured he’d be there all night he wasn’t drinking at first. I was free to get a beer. The girl was a tea totaller and so it looked like he didn’t drink. He later told me I dodged a bullet as she was a controlling B*****

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    Redd Panda  about 1 year ago

    Being found in a pool of vomit, dead. Ala Bon Scott.

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    NWdryad  about 1 year ago

    Don’t fret Zipper, you’ll always have pot.

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    eddi-TBH  about 1 year ago

    If neither appeals you can always dump the frat track.

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    Possibly you could make friends, study, take up hobbies or sports, meet women and a bunch of things that actually work out better sober. You’re there to learn, right?

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    Dragoncat  about 1 year ago

    At least he’s putting a lot of thought into this…

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  21. Missing large  about 1 year ago

    Boredom means less dry cleaning bills

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