Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 20, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  5 months ago

    Zipper can teach Jeff how to fail.

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    Flashaaway  5 months ago

    Start planning to run for office, it doesn’t take any brains and you must be open to receiving dirty money.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member 5 months ago

    this is going to be a fun story arc

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    jdi801  5 months ago

    How Bill and Ted evolved

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    snsurone76  5 months ago

    And yet, Zipper (and family) became successful pot farmers, while Jeff ended up in his mother’s basement!!

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    eced52  5 months ago

    Would be a short list.

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    Troglodyte  5 months ago

    Knowledge? Yeah, right…

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    Gen.Flashman  5 months ago

    Why does he have to repeat a year when all students are guaranteed a 4.0 GPA?

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    brick10  5 months ago

    Good luck with that!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Actually, I think dumb and dumber is not a “square” but rather divided.

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    erick.robinson  5 months ago

    What bugs me the most is that (if I recall accurately), Jeff continued to fail upwards in a spectacular fashion, got rich putting his delusions to paper, and ended up paying off his parents home just to rub his dad’s nose in it…

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    epaphus8  5 months ago

    This knowledge-share will just take a second.

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    proclusstudent  5 months ago

    Knowledge of how to have a good time around the campus. That tuition of 26K+ is I suppose for one semester.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Dude, you read my mind!” “Well, it was a very quick read.”

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    cbedda  5 months ago

    Jeff becomes the next best thing – a writer of fiction that is confused with fact and a war hero to boot.

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    FicklePickle  5 months ago

    The new loser will have the same opportunity to be a leader of the country.

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    GaryCooper  5 months ago

    I’m not sure either of them has enough knowledge to go around.

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    Hamady Sack Premium Member 5 months ago

    The circle of life.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  5 months ago

    Two minds without a single thought.

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    eddi-TBH  5 months ago

    Academia will never be the same after this term of Walden U.

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    ktrabbit  5 months ago

    So if Jeff is just out of 11th grade, he’d be, what…16? 17? Or has he been held back?

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