Phone: Hi, No-Neck. I heard you lost your job. Text text text. Emoji. Send.
Norman: Why did you send a laughing face?
Ralph: I thought it was crying!
Norman: Old people should put on their glasses before texting emojis!
Don’t have to worry about that. I have a flip phone that doesn’t do emojis. :o)
Glasses aren’t enough anymore.
Admittedly, the “Laughing so hard I’m crying” emoji is a little confusing the first time you spot it. ;)
Says the guy who sent multiple breakup texts to the wrong girl.
The real question is ,Which No-Neck? Ralph knows several.
There are a lot of emojis I won’t use because I am not sure what they are for.
June 19, 2015