Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 13, 2016
Ralph: How do I set the alarm clock on my phone? Norman: First you press this button, then tap on the icon, then scroll to the time you want, then tap that thing! Ralph: How do you turn on our new vacuum cleaner? June: Twist the handle, step on that button, and push this button! Ralph: How do you make the new TV play a DVD? Patrick: You push the top left button on your clicker, press this button on the skinny clicker, and that button on the rounded clicker! Ralph: When you're a man of my age, every household gadget might as well be a Rubik's cube!