Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 11, 2022

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    momofalex7  5 months ago

    Lizards are good in the garden. They will eat harmful insects (and helpful insects too; they don’t discriminate). He should keep it, just not in the house. Although, in Hawaii geckos are good in the house, eating the insects there.

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    allen@home  5 months ago

    I’m with Ralph on this one. Put it in Steinbauer yard. Maybe it will get into his house.

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    I'm here for the cookies Premium Member 5 months ago

    We have lizards (3-4") all over the place, can’t step w/o seeing one. I’m used to Geckos, BUT these guys are cool

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    dadoctah  5 months ago

    Plot twist: the lizard came from Steinbauer in the first place, and he’s totally cool with it.

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    GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member 5 months ago

    You are welcome to release it in my yard, Ralph, anytime.

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    bullpunky  5 months ago

    I caught a mouse in my house a few days ago and released it into my neighbor’s yard. Very satisfying.

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    See…you could have done this on Monday, Ralph…but then we wouldn’t have had the arc of this past week!

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    Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856]  5 months ago

    This guy is such a wimp!!!!

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    Billavi Premium Member 5 months ago

    Big lizard in my backyard. Can’t afford to feed him anymore. Big lizard in my backyard. Bustin’ down my neighbor’s door

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    Frankie5466  5 months ago

    my naughty little dachshunds get the lizards (lizards everywhere here in the southwestern USA) I wish they wouldn’t bc the lizards eat the mosquitoes and other bugs but I haven’t been able to get them to stop

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    Just-me  5 months ago

    We have a few lizards, but growing up, the Anole lizards were everywhere and I caught and played with them, much to my mother’s disgust. They would somewhat change colors to resemble a background. I thought it would make a great show and tell thing at school, so I put one up against an old plaid shirt. It developed a mottled appearance, but not the lines I was hoping for. I turned it loose the next day.

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    phboles  5 months ago

    I always enjoy seeing lizards running around the yard, sunning themselves on rocks or fences. Cool critters!

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    Out of the Past  5 months ago

    As I was unlocking the gate yesterday I saw a lizard beside my hand studying the procedure. He looked so interested and intelligent. Hope he doesn’t come back and steal something.

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    tsk5565  5 months ago

    The “MR.” in the last panel looks like it was added later. Editor?

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    Bill The Nuke  5 months ago

    When we lived in Florida it was a challenge to keep them out.

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    Skeeter77  5 months ago

    We liked to see lizards in Central Oregon when we were kids. And one day when we got back to Portland there was a lizard sitting on our bumper. He road over 100 miles on the back of our car.

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    corvallisclem  5 months ago

    “I am the Lizard King. I can do anything.”

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    waes-hael  5 months ago

    I had a murder-machine cat who kept ours and our neighbors’ yards, lizard-free. When the ol’ girl passed, lizards returned and, you know what..? Black/Brown Widow population plummeted! Now, I build lizard lairs around my yard so they have places to flee.

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    Danae Premium Member 5 months ago

    Another dumb lizard joke

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    Why would you want to do Steinbauer a favor?

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    BlueKnight1966  5 months ago

    Gecko’s, skinks and anoles all over the place here. If I ever do see one inside, I find a nice little spot for them outside. If it’s cooler, it’s a spot with lots of leaves and ground cover. They do a great service. Of course, they’re also a source of food to other critters that do good work as well.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    A happy ending.

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