Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 09, 2023

I tell my husband to buy junk food I don’t like, so I won’t eat it. Good system. So I buy junk food he doesn’t like—and he eats it anyway.

I like cheeseballs, but I can’t eat a whole packet of them either without getting nauseous. Just a few at a time is fine.

Are you really supposed to dump the cheese ball dust onto the furniture?

It didn’t work with my husband- or my family.

I’ll be eating some snack food and realize I don’t feel so good. I’ll actually tell myself maybe a few more will help settle my stomach.

Sometimes it’s just eating for eating’s sake.

I got a different brand of peanut butter crackers. What can they do to peanut butter crackers, right? It turns out they can make them taste like cardboard and make you wonder why you ever ate peanut butter crackers.

Why are his fingers so clean? He should be orange up to his elbows.

I too didn’t like the taste of the Cheese Balls (35 oz) I bought at Sam’s Club. But at $8.00, I HAD to finish them. Now I use the empty container to keep the good cheese puffs and chips.

Junk food eater.

I do not like to waste food. I like to make sure it all gets eaten. But for things I don’t like and no one else around will eat it, I will make an exception. If something doesn’t get eaten, whenever possible it will go into compost.

But now you’ve performed a valuable service to the rest of family by getting rid of those nasty cheese balls.

0 out of 5 doctors recommend a daily dose of orange cheese ball dust.

I bet the cheese balls are one of the “perks” of Norman’s job at the hardware store. I see them on sale at hardware stores near me.

That’s blasphemy, Ralph!

There is cheese balls, then there’s Elmer’s CheeWees.