Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 01, 2023

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    Ubintold  4 months ago

    Measure height, not width.

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    rekam Premium Member 4 months ago

    OMG! Ralph was right. For a change.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 4 months ago

    It WILL fit!

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    maureenmck Premium Member 4 months ago

    Trees always look smaller in the lot.

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    suv2000  4 months ago

    Cut a hole in your roof it will fit

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    scote1379 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Don’t cut , Buy a Potted first tree , plant it in the spring, repeat , Enjoy!

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    Macushlalondra  4 months ago

    Set it up outside.

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    Looks to be about the size of those trees they use downtown for the city’s Christmas tree…

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    mrsdonaldson  4 months ago

    Cut off the top half and mount it on your roof and it will look like it went through.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 4 months ago

    Mine is 18" tall and fits in the front window.

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    Just-me  4 months ago

    He’ll have to cut off half the tree to get it to fit…

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    poppacapsmokeblower  4 months ago

    Two years ago friends cut down a ‘little’ pine tree growing too close to their house (insurance reasons) so we took it for our Christmas tree. Carried it home on top of the RAV 4, which it dwarfed! The tree was just over ten feet tall so I installed it on the deck facing the street, the only place with head space for it. Best tree we’ve had, but it meant extra Christmas lights.

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    pripley  4 months ago

    What, no Christmas house flag yet?

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    Gonna need a bigger house.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    Oh, fir heaven’s sake!!

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    EMGULS79  4 months ago

    Apparently she’s worse than Clark Griswold! And they haven’t even cut the rope yet!!

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    Michael Joss  4 months ago

    My wife picked one a long time ago. It dragged on the ground when I tried to put it in the trunk of a ’62 Ford, I had to lay it crosswise and take up two lanes. When I got it home and stood it up outside it was two feet over the roof.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    Clark Griswold would think that tree is too big

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    maureenmck Premium Member 4 months ago

    One of the segments on “Inside Edition” this week was about a buggy Christmas tree. The fresh Christmas tree that an Ohio family took home from a tree farm turned out to be a breeding ground for praying mantises, spawning hundreds of newly-hatched insects soon after being set up in the living room.

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    LionsAndTigersNoBears  4 months ago

    A little full. A lotta sap!

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