The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 27, 2023

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    Ratkin  5 months ago

    I probably shouldn’t have given you ten doses trying to get an image.

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    GROG Premium Member 5 months ago

    Or he’s deceased and doesn’t know it.

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    Poor Fritz. It must hurt having that X-ray machine on him.

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    win.45mag  5 months ago

    Hard to get a good image, when Fritz won’t stop moving

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    Chris  5 months ago

    or a vampire.

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    Knightman Premium Member 5 months ago

    I think Eno has been preserved in Beer!!!

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    goboboyd  5 months ago

    Whack it on the side where the big red knob is. Then stand back.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Find another doc! OY!

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    walstib  5 months ago

    I see dead people.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 5 months ago

    See, this is how people keep waking up at their own funerals. There ought to be a PTSD support group for them. Perhaps a government study on the long-term mental health of funeral survivors. I wonder how one goes about getting a 10 million dollar grant for medical research?

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    nancyb creator 5 months ago

    “Either this man is dead, or my watch has stopped.” Groucho Marx, HORSEFEATHERS

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    It may have just become his ex-X-Ray machine.

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    FireAnt_Hater  5 months ago

    Doctor has his priorities… And paitent health is not close to the top…

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    cactusbob333  5 months ago

    If that machine was aimed at his head, it would likely show nothing.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    On second thought Eno, you should go with that diagnosis, that way you don’t have to pay the bill.

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    eb110americana  5 months ago

    When they put me under to take out 3 of my impacted wisdom teeth at once (I know they don’t always do this, but I highly recommend it, I didn’t feel a thing) I was quite nervous, and my heart was beating pretty rapidly from that or side effect of the sedative. I could hear the machine beeping, and as the doctor was instructing the team, and I could hear the worry in his voice. I looked him in the eye and told him I feel just fine, I’m just nervous, and now that the needle was in, I was less worried, since I knew it was only a matter of time before I was asleep. It was a weird sensation, to have them on the verge of panic and to feel completely normal.

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    wildlandwaters  5 months ago

    You’re still alive? Well…we can fix that in a hurry!

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    PaulGoes  5 months ago

    How does an x-ray show if you’re alive or dead?

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