The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 28, 2024

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    GROG Premium Member 3 months ago

    Lies that even your mother wouldn’t tell you.

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    sirbadger  3 months ago

    You would be a professional athlete if your parents didn’t give you lousy genes. On the plus side, you can fit in a normal car.

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    win.45mag  3 months ago

    I’m trying to picture brad with a head shaped like that, and a bratwurst for a nose.How do you tell a male chromosome from a female ? Tell it to drop it’s genes !

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    Knightman Premium Member 3 months ago

    Don’t ask next time!!!

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    silberdistel  3 months ago

    And I like Fang’s tongue. Cute. (Sorry, Fang, had to say that.)

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Sounds like a not-so-hot line to me.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    Fang would rather see you in lousy jeans than those boxers.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    And this is why you shouldn’t reproduce, so you can’t be blamed for the lousy genes.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 3 months ago

    They should print those on beer cans! burp. :)

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    wildlandwaters  3 months ago

    If that’s an affirmation, I’d hate to see what the insult hotline tells ya!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  3 months ago

    That’s affirmation? What’s the daily derision line like?

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    donut reply  3 months ago

    They charge by the second to your credit card.

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