The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 22, 2024

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    Ratkin  about 2 months ago

    You should have waited for the 13 year brood.

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    Lolapoo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Unfortunately, army ants do.

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    Knightman Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Think of all the mowing you can catch up to, Eno!!!

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    bbenoit  about 2 months ago

    Once knew a couple. They bought their first house. Were all excited to be part of the community and wanted to do their part for the neighborhood. It was summer, hot and humid. They bought a new lawn mower. About halfway through its maiden voyage the husband stopped for a break. The brand new mowed sat there, slowly, day by day, disappearing from view as the grass grew taller and taller. It finally vanished, never to be seen again, at least until the grass died in the fall (and before it re-disappeared beneath the snow). There it remained, until they sold the house, years later. Must have been Eno’s uncle?

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I wish they’d eat my neighbor’s grass. I’ve mowed the lawn five times already and he hasn’t gotten his mower out of the shed even once. What an eyesore!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    Eno is much like his lawn…very dense.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Another dream crushed!!!!!!! burp. :)

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    I guess you’ll have to wait for the plague of locusts.

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    the lost wizard  about 2 months ago

    Just as long as they don’t get into the beer. Burp! :)

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