The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 23, 2024

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    sirbadger  2 months ago

    Cop: Did you see that sign? Me: I was just on my way to see my eye doctor.

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    Sun  2 months ago

    Why update your license plate today when your license plate can always get updated tomorrow. Procrastination will endure.

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    bobpickett1  2 months ago

    Frank would be on this also.

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    HOTLOTUS1  2 months ago

    are these your drugs. no sir, i just found them. or did you kill that person…… no

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    bloodykate  2 months ago

    Quick thinking!

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    Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sometimes cops will stop some lowlife regular with an expired registration or broken tail light but then not ticket him. They want to have a legal reason to stop them again if need be, such as when they’re suspected in a burglary or robbery.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  2 months ago

    Yes, there are glazed donuts in the trunk.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’d give him a police escort to the DMV and make sure he’s stuck there for several hours

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 2 months ago

    Woo! Another coincidence. The municipal court is right on the way.

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    Strawberry King  2 months ago

    “What do ya say we call the whole thing off? There’s a donut in it for ya.”

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    Well you’ve gone considerably past your grace period.

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    eb110americana  2 months ago

    “I guess you’ll just have to impound my license plate then. I’ll take the car in for a new one.”

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