Eek! by Scott Nickel for April 22, 2022

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    allen@home  11 months ago


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    Josh Rebich  11 months ago

    Big Mistake.

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    The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago

    Silly me, wrong table! Just give him a free ticket to our spin-off show, Vampire Hunter Bloopers.

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    Knightman Premium Member 11 months ago

    Take him to the sunlight and lets see!!!

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    blackman2732  11 months ago

    Well, he DID order the ‘stake’ and fries combo.

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    Can I have his Merlot?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  11 months ago

    Now add holy water.

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    manowarrior  11 months ago

    remind me to never eat at that place.people are constantly confusing me for a vampire because of the vast amount of ketchup i consume.

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    ChessPirate  11 months ago

    Waiter: “My tip!” ☺

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    khcm1157  11 months ago

    From the look of the plate, it could be an order of Chili-cheese fries.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 11 months ago

    Wow. Food Police mean business in here! :)

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    RWill  11 months ago

    Catsup on his hash browns? He deserved it.

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    Sisyphos  11 months ago

    Too late! The Fearless Vampire Hunter’s apprentice staked his life on the guy being a vampire and put one through its heart (as he thought)….

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    TygrKytti*  11 months ago

    Murder in cold blood!

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