Eek! by Scott Nickel for May 10, 2022

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    STEPUP  5 months ago

    A good citizen setting an example!!

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    danketaz Premium Member 5 months ago

    Team up and have a two-man crosscut saw massacre!

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    loridobson Premium Member 5 months ago

    Or you could go green with the old two-man saw.

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    zerotvus  5 months ago

    What? no electric chainsaws? not very green is he????

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    …then there’s always the hand saw….

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    Knightman Premium Member 5 months ago

    Oh well, its back to the AXE!!!

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    germanvisitor  5 months ago

    “Those faint of heart better leave. We are filming an ultra-gory movie: The Chainsaw Massacre! … Wait, what? … Uh… Uhuh… My propman just told me that we have to rename the movie for budget reasons to The Jigsaw Massacre.”

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    John9 Premium Member 5 months ago

    After too many years of having issues starting my gas chainsaws, I upgraded to battery operated ones. And you can sneak up on the victims too.

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    Lady loves a joke  5 months ago

    If you take requests, we’ll set you up with some funding..

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    megerkey  5 months ago

    Where did you last see my machete, I need to sharpen it.

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    rockandrollanimal  5 months ago

    I guess it’s back to bashing in heads with a meat tenderizer.

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    Sisyphos  5 months ago

    It’s okay, there. We’ve already had enough Chainsaw Massacres to last a short, massacred lifetime!

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    eddi_tbh  5 months ago

    Have you considered trying a hand saw massacre?

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