Eek! by Scott Nickel for February 11, 2023

Well Luke, it seems that your grandmother really got around.

Well, I’m 100 % too heavy and flightless to be a skywalker, but there must be some percentage of relatedness to Fozzie Bear according to my futile efforts in comedy… “Wookie Wookie…uuum, I mean Wocka wocka!”

Left out 2% Hi-fi speaker!!!

Does this mean Luke is a Heinz 57?

What happens on Kashyyyk, stays on Kashyyyk… ☺

That was supposed to be a deep, darth secret.

Your mother named you Luke…

And if Jerry Springer says so, it must be true! :)

That Wookie sex will melt your face off.

Good to see the Dark Invader keeping it up-to-date and scientific!