That helps, you won’t have to wear the Kevlar vest today. But keep the oven mitts handy.
I always liked management by angry parent….not.
I once ordered that drink at a coffee shop – never again.
I once had a principal who we (the faculty) swore was bi-polar. When we wanted to talk to him about something we would first ask the secretary if it was okay or should we come back later or even the next day. He could be so nice some days and then awful on others.