What the hell
Chose the wrong heaven. If you were in Valhalla or Sessrumnir, your tankard would be full, at the least.
Two out of three I can tolerate, but not beer.
You’re on cloud two. You have to get to cloud nine for all of those.
And is ‘imaginary.’
But they do get to play baseball on a field in Iowa
As Mark Twain once observed, “Heaven for Climate, Hell for society.”
No football in heaven? Praise be! Sign me up! I LOATHE American football. ( I also dislike Hallmark holiday movies, so don’t pigeonhole me.)
So that polka song was right, in heaven there is no beer?
Try to imagine something that is better than all those things and anything else you enjoy …
That’s bad!
Wine, pizza, movies, TV shows, books other than the Bible, video games, coffee, tea…..
wait… what??… no football?!?!
And walking up all those stairs is real killer.
That’s becuse you didn’t sign up for Sunday Season ticket1
Jim Unger
C about 2 months ago
What the hell
Pharmakeus Ubik about 2 months ago
Chose the wrong heaven. If you were in Valhalla or Sessrumnir, your tankard would be full, at the least.
Ubintold about 2 months ago
Two out of three I can tolerate, but not beer.
Kaputnik about 2 months ago
You’re on cloud two. You have to get to cloud nine for all of those.
I was FRAMED!!!!!! about 2 months ago
And is ‘imaginary.’
LongWong about 2 months ago
But they do get to play baseball on a field in Iowa
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
As Mark Twain once observed, “Heaven for Climate, Hell for society.”
johnjoyce about 2 months ago
No football in heaven? Praise be! Sign me up! I LOATHE American football. ( I also dislike Hallmark holiday movies, so don’t pigeonhole me.)
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
So that polka song was right, in heaven there is no beer?
Doug K about 2 months ago
Try to imagine something that is better than all those things and anything else you enjoy …
stillfickled Premium Member about 2 months ago
That’s bad!
Bex Premium Member about 2 months ago
Wine, pizza, movies, TV shows, books other than the Bible, video games, coffee, tea…..
wildlandwaters about 2 months ago
wait… what??… no football?!?!
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
And walking up all those stairs is real killer.
sincavage05 about 2 months ago
That’s becuse you didn’t sign up for Sunday Season ticket1