F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 22, 2011

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    memo.from.daddy.warbucks  almost 13 years ago

    that leaves just beer

    i can live with that

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    palarry  almost 13 years ago

    Whatever happened to “everything in moderation”?

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    psychlady  almost 13 years ago

    I’ll continue with everything in moderation. If I listened to all this stuff, I’d be afraid to eat or drink anything and I’d be dead!!

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    LiviaBay  almost 13 years ago

    I prefer the “See Food Diet”.

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    steelersneo  almost 13 years ago

    THIS JUST IN!!!!!

    A new study has determined that laboratory mice cause cancer in laboratory mice.

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    tegm  almost 13 years ago

    Not just every food, every*thing*!

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    burleigh2  almost 13 years ago

    Yep, every food causes cancer… didn’t you know that?!?

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    madvirgo  almost 13 years ago

    Sounds like a Very Mary-Kate’s ‘Mary Kate-kins Diet": 1. Look at food 2. Touch the food you looked at 3. Smell the food you just touched 4. Listen to the sound of you touching the food you touched 5. Then you just don’t eat itAnd don’t forget the supplemental, “Smoothies for When You’re Woozies”I blame CollegeHumor.com for all of this…

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    tiffin2maxine  almost 13 years ago

    when in doubt accuse it causes cancer

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    benbrilling  almost 13 years ago

    Well, it’s true. If you eat food, eventually you die.

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    comicnut4636  almost 13 years ago

    …and if you don’t eat, you———-die!

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    doc white  almost 13 years ago

    birth causes death……..in the end.

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    Paul Rider Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I’ve been waiting for this announcement! It had to come….

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    michonasmith Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    My husband’s favorite to “it causes cancer” was “saliva swallowed in small amounts over a period of time causes cancer.”

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    mrnathat  almost 13 years ago

    Must be FOX News.

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    Tracy Rounds  almost 13 years ago

    A doctor told writer D.M. Pinkwater, “your diet is going to kill you.” His response: “So is being mortal.”

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    thekingster  almost 13 years ago

    This just in…some comic strips are a waste of time to read. -http://about.me/booksatthebeach

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