Purple woman: Sorry to bother you. Can we check your son's impound yard playset for one of my son's cars?
Neighbor kid shouldn’t have left his car lying around where other boy would impound it.
Let’s see. Towing fee, Storage fee. That’ll be one ice cream sundae.
Sure! I think your son’s car is the one with the passenger window smashed and the empty glove box.
Sure. I’ll just need to see a valid license to drive the toy car and the money for the towing and impound storage fee.
November 07, 2013