F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 09, 2022

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    Bill The Nuke  4 months ago

    I was on a flight where the guy to the left of me kept leaning across to touch the knee of the woman to the right on me while he was talking. She put headphones and an eye-mask on and curled up against the bulkhead. He kept trying until I asked him to stop reaching across me. What an idiot.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    It doesn’t have to be pumice, just any stone, so I can hit you with it!

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    blackman2732  4 months ago

    Sorry, Peter. She didn’t say “you rock.” That middle finger she gave you actually meant ….

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    seanfear  4 months ago

    someone please call Alice from Dilbert strip to this guy…

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    Chris  4 months ago

    I’m sure you flunked that class… or that teacher needs to be fired.

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member 4 months ago

    I think you’d be in trouble if you asked her to let you hear her body talk! RIP Olivia Newton-John!

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    Jody H. Premium Member 4 months ago

    If he knew anything about body language OR pumice stones, he’d see that he’s rubbing her the wrong way…

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    mokspr Premium Member 4 months ago

    The up side is, the soles of his feet don’t stink nearly as bad as when wasn’t using them!

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    sandflea  4 months ago

    Gonna have to take that class again.

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    brick10  4 months ago

    Pumice floats, too.

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