F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 28, 2023

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    allen@home  6 months ago

    Could be a little bit of both dude.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 6 months ago

    OR you have to pass gas

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    Zykoic  6 months ago

    Local crystal store went bankrupt. Guess there’s no power in them rocks.

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    mokspr Premium Member 6 months ago

    Or it could be the placebo effect from all the new age/advertising hype you have been absorbing.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 6 months ago

    Your energy drink was spiked with Ayahuasca!

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    jel354  6 months ago

    Something is flowing inside.

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    potfarmer  6 months ago

    Its crystal clear you have rocks in your head.

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    goboboyd  6 months ago

    Does the strange crystal make you urinate?

    Can you build a belief system around either one? Hint-goatee and black turtlenecks might be a good start. A single earring and possibly big hair might be nice touches.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  6 months ago

    Todd is amused.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 6 months ago

    it’s more likely the sex he had with one of village girls earlier that day.

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    jango  6 months ago

    My nextdoor neighbor developed a partial liver failure that will require a partial donorvforcsurgery. The docs were confounded as he is not a heavy consumer of alcohol. Now they are saying it is all of the ENERGY DRINKS he consumed, which were many over years.

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    Foxcarver Premium Member 6 months ago

    F-Minus makes me smile every morning. Every one is the best one.

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    walstib Premium Member 6 months ago

    ♪♫ “Crystal blue persuasion, hmm, hmm. It’s a new vibration” ♫♪

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  6 months ago

    I had a kiosk opposite my store selling magnetic bracelets and the salesman never shut up. Finally I told him it was a scam and since he spent all day with them he should be in great shape and half my age should be able to drop and give me 20 beside me, He shut up around me

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    P51Strega  6 months ago

    Keep prospecting, once you’ve got a rock like that, an ‘ore can’t be far behind.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  6 months ago

    I keep telling you, vodka is for lunch. Whiskey for breakfast.

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    jamestipton222  6 months ago

    Jim Beam?

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    Hopefully it’s not the fiber kicking in!…(remember: pack it in, pack it out!)

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    xaingo  6 months ago

    They leave that fake treasure there for the rubes.

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    Popeye TSM  6 months ago

    When kidney stones are gem stones

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