F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 09, 2024

Fish are tired of us treading on their surf

Flying Fish needs a cape…

OH CARP!!!

I am only an observer, but this really happened. Call me Ishmael.

What no x’s across the eyes!

Dang ski riders.

I think the flying fish just ended this fight.

uh—-don’t mean to spoil the humor here, but—-isn’t that guy …like DEAD?

GO AIR FORCE!

Yes officer, he was shot with a fish

I looked at this and immediately thought, “That’s just terrible!” Then I noticed he’s on a jet ski, and then I thought he was getting off too light.

And no, I’m not making that up for the sake of a comment, it really was my thought process.

My rational self thinks that being on a jet ski is often problematic but is likely not really a capital offense.

First the sting rays, now this.

wow that’s the most violent toon Carrillo has done

Flying fish have killed about the same number of people as orcas