in a recent news story, another local darwin award candidate tried to pet an animal in the park and came away with slashes that required stitches. he explained to the police that he wasn’t quite sure whether it was a baby bear, but that he was impelled to pet it because it was making noises that sounded really “cute”…
Grumpy Old Guy about 2 months ago
Chupacabra…..?
eromlig about 2 months ago
Don’t feed it after midnight.
xaingo about 2 months ago
It looks petrified and I don’t mean scared I mean like a tree in the Petrified Forest.
comixbomix about 2 months ago
Looks like a crappalumpa.
thebashfulone about 2 months ago
Shouldn’t it be one of those animals that “isn’t” cute enough?
PepperStepper about 2 months ago
Mongoose?
bluecat about 2 months ago
Mutant plague rat
Maybe we can adopt it, nurture it, and it will become cute enough for kids to play with!
jango about 2 months ago
WTH is that???
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
Or given a Disney-fied version that results in being re-educated by an animal bite.
Medtech4 about 2 months ago
There’s more to life than cute animals. Oh, wait, not really.
Drgnslr Premium Member about 2 months ago
I think someone left a scarf.
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
Killer ground squirrel. They love you death.
gopher gofer about 2 months ago
in a recent news story, another local darwin award candidate tried to pet an animal in the park and came away with slashes that required stitches. he explained to the police that he wasn’t quite sure whether it was a baby bear, but that he was impelled to pet it because it was making noises that sounded really “cute”…
humorist54 about 2 months ago
Rabid squirrel
mbrahms26 about 2 months ago
And I am glad you are sitting between me and it!