F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 03, 2024

ADHD at its best

Are my eyes really brown?

“Now, what were we talking about?”

I suspect they won’t be in each other’s field of vision much longer.

…and by the way, would you like a breath mint?

That happened to me in basic training. Although the TI was yelling. So my face was covered in spit after he was done.

Well I know that you haven’t read the employee handbook since you are violating a couple rules at the moment.

Lordie. You need to do something about all those blackheads.

That was one good thing about COVID, no one got too close to me for years. Now I have people get way too close for comfort.

But wait, your eyebrow hairs need trimming!

Someone needs a lesson in personal space

Geez, man, go brush your teeth!

He should have caught that when he hired him.

Always have an onion and garlic sandwich before doing this. Just so they get the hint.

creepy

Fired

Kiss me already