Doubtless inspired by Michael Straight whose exoskeleton that allowed him to walk after a paralyzing injury couldn’t get a trivial repair due to capitalism (until the company was publicly shamed into it).
Give it a little while. Based on what’s happening in computer/console gaming, due to corporate monetization efforts we’ll soon be paying subscription fees for basically everything. They don’t like private ownership if they can’t keep getting paid out of it.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 2 months ago
Much too late for Earl in the Pickles comics
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 months ago
We’ve also upgraded the charger so it’s no longer compatible with your device, just because we can!
nosirrom about 2 months ago
What’s next? My Cybertruck?
Ichabod Ferguson about 2 months ago
FYI, They’re now selling cars where the smart key is on a subscription basis.
William Bednar Premium Member about 2 months ago
Must be a Republican tooth brush,
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 2 months ago
Doubtless inspired by Michael Straight whose exoskeleton that allowed him to walk after a paralyzing injury couldn’t get a trivial repair due to capitalism (until the company was publicly shamed into it).
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 2 months ago
Give it a little while. Based on what’s happening in computer/console gaming, due to corporate monetization efforts we’ll soon be paying subscription fees for basically everything. They don’t like private ownership if they can’t keep getting paid out of it.
davanden about 2 months ago
I thought it was a sonic screwdriver.
paranormal about 2 months ago
Latest sales pitch for the new model!!!
timinwsac Premium Member about 2 months ago
I didn’t know Microsoft made toothbrushes.
mpolo11 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Please recycle. Oh that’s right, you can’t!
dpatrickryan Premium Member about 2 months ago
This is 100% coming.
wellis1947 Premium Member about 2 months ago
I wasn’t aware that Apple produced toothbrushes…
kcgtsv about 2 months ago
Must be an Apple©®™ toothbrush.
KenKilmurray Premium Member about 2 months ago
Reminds me of when an escalator stops working and they put an “Out of Order” sign at the base.
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
Smart toothbrush. Dumb company.
redback about 2 months ago
so you did not purchase it, you licensed it