For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for April 27, 2007
Elizabeth: So, tell me what happened! April: The night that you all went to Mike's party? I was baby-sitting... an' Gerald showed up. He had some wine, and we were... um, you know... just sort of... well, nothing much... he almost got caught when Mom an' Dad came home! I shoved him out the back door, filled my face with mouthwash, an' called a cab after I got to bed. But we didn't do anything! Honest! Elizabeth: It's OK, April. I believe you. April: We didn't have TIME!