how to cope with THAT?
Oh the teacher friend is talking again…
Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!! But not you, Michael. You have to deal with Janet, the Martha Whisperer. Your excuse of “At least I gave her one” might work in your family where your father does his Valentine’s Day shopping at the hardware store, but not here.
how true…just go to the best friend for information
Michael, don’t worry about it. We guys have tried to figure out how the opposite sex is wired for thousands of years. We haven’t figured it out yet!!!!! ;-D
No, Michael. You HAD a girlfriend.
Does she handle real smooth?
Sometimes I want to shake Michael, hard. I never had a girlfriend and I still know how to deal with girls better than him.
Haha- that’s a great line :). Lynn really knows how to show the exasperation boys have when dealing with girls.
Not really an agent, a handler. Scarier.
It’s the thought that counts!!!
Happy Valentines Day, Martha. I won’t send you a stupid or gross card.
Here’s a timely video in which you can see Martha in animated form (and with the correct hair colour):
And his card is where? Another sign of equality, males bearing gifts, and meals, and entertainment.
There won’t be a next time
Relax Michael1 Things change quickly at your age. Spring and Summer are just around the corner; maybe go to Summer camp again and reclaim the magic that you and Martha had last Summer. Things will look a lot different away from the social pressures of Jr. High.
Great. I have a girlfriend with an agent!
No, Michael: you have a girlfriend with a translator. Trust me: this is a gold mine!
Just another day for me.
Guess I am a failure as a female since I would have been grateful he put some sort of effort into even getting me a card.
Dump her and her agent for good Michael. Valentine’s Day is nothing more than a money grab by Hallmark and candy companies. Love should not be constrained to one day, if you can’t love each other every day with no strings attached then find someone less materialistic and hung up on appearances.
How rude it is to call someone Patterson. Does she not know his first name was Michael?
I don’t remember Gordon ever wearing big earrings before.
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