For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for October 21, 2021

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    C  9 months ago

    That’s what voicemail is for

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  9 months ago

    John has his hands full with a different kind of cookie dough, Elly. (With what do Michael and Elizabeth their hands full?)

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    Enter.Name.Here  9 months ago

    “I’ve got you topped, Elle.”

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    Caldonia  9 months ago

    I gotta say, I like this one.

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member 9 months ago

    It’s probably just someone who wants your bankcard number.

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    Susan00100  9 months ago

    What happened to the Michael/Gordon/Tracey story arc?

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    biglar  9 months ago

    With our firstborn I always eschewed diaper-changing. I managed to duck-and-dodge around the issue to the point that I think I only changed one or two “bad” diapers. One day I came to a realization though: The one job that you will never be interrupted doing is changing the baby. For the next 3 kids I was the go-to guy for diaper changing.“Honey could you….. oh! Never mind. I’ll get it myself.”

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    GirlGeek Premium Member 9 months ago

    There are also two teenagers in the house. They can answer the phone.

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    Johnnyrico  9 months ago

    “Livin’ in 1992”….

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    wilhemenacooker  9 months ago

    i don’t answer the phone… the phone answers me…

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    Grutzi  9 months ago

    My dislike of telephones began during the early baby years.

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    Bob Blumenfeld  9 months ago

    I guess that call’s going to go unanswered.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Nope, sorry. I’m sure they’ll call back if it’s important.

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    dv1093  9 months ago

    I own the phone. I use it at my convenience. And frankly, in 2021, I hardly ever answer my landline anymore. I think it’s a crime that the telemarketers have essentially made it useless.

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    Gerard:D  9 months ago

    Lynn’s Comments:

    We weren’t allowed to say or show anything indecent. For good reason, but the cookie dough implies a shared experience.

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    Billys mom2022  9 months ago

    Let one of the kids get it, after all it’s for them not you.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago

    They are gong to need the services of a telephone sanitizer no matter who picks up the telephone. Unless they have all been sent off in the “B Ark.”

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    mourdac Premium Member 9 months ago

    Another diaper which would be banned as a weapon of mass destruction.

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    this is summerdog  9 months ago

    April is getting pretty big. Time to start potty training. My boys caught on pretty early with their own kid sized potty. Are girls harder to train?

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    this is summerdog  9 months ago

    This is nothing John! My sister has changed diapers on adults, her entire 50 years of career. She won’t quit it, and still works part time. I’d mention here that the quality of care at her place has fallen because of the vax mandates, but this probably isn’t the place to bring it up : (

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    kab2rb  9 months ago

    Mom just grab a towel then answer the phone. For us we are ones who have land line, we had one phone gained a short did not work well, well we changed phones for AT&T one that screens calls, best investment we made, the caller thinks answering machine picking up and hang up. Other’s fallow instructions and get through.

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member 9 months ago

    Reminds me, i heard once that the telephone is the most unsanitary thing in a hospital room.

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    TheDadSnorlax Premium Member 9 months ago

    MINE ARE COVERED IN POO, I WIN!!

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    Diat60  9 months ago

    Cookie dough would be easier to clean than you-know-what!

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    donwestonmysteries  9 months ago

    If he’s changing diapers it’s your get.

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    flagmichael  9 months ago

    Let it ring. If it’s important they will call back. After all, it would just ring if you weren’t home.

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    198.23.5.11  9 months ago

    And when they answer,it’s a guy selling cemetary plots.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 9 months ago

    April is making chocolate chip dookies.

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    calliarcale  9 months ago

    Ah, parenthood. ;-)

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    goofy2cool  9 months ago

    they still have a landline? wow.

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    mikeywilly  9 months ago

    Answer, “if only!”.

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    4niahdaniellemartin  9 months ago

    John has his hands full too!

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    rfeinberg  8 months ago

    Maybe you’ll just have to ignore the call, and if it’s important they’ll call you back. …SOLVED!

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    aussie399 Premium Member 7 months ago

    If they had a smellophone and the call was a telemarketer let him answer it before he washes his hands

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