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Why doesn’t Elly want Mike to go out tonight? It can’t be that late if he can still go out and pick up a prescription and visit Rhetta without her parents getting upset at the lateness of the hour.
1. The strange circular snow is scary.
2. The fear that the wisdom tooth pain will be too much for Michael and he will pass out while driving on the road.
3. Elly can smell Weed’s weed on Mike.
4. Elly knows Mike is really going to see Rhetta.
5. Elly fears that Mike will find out that Rhetta is Jewish and does not celebrate Christmas and it will shake him to the core that anyone could have beliefs different from his own.
6. Elly is obsessed with the idea that when her kids come home, they should be spending all their time with her.
7. Elly knows what she put in that soup, and it was dangerous for driving.
“Oh, hello Sally! I mean, er, Rhetta! Sorry, I guess I’ve just been thinking about other girls… Saaaaayy… just who’s ring is that on a chain around your neck?”
There something wrong with Rhetta and his relationship. When, my wife’s plane landed and she got off it, she ran to my arms. It would have been great, if she had manage to make it to me. The kids got to her, before we got to each other. Just wait and see what Santa gives them for Christmas. Just wait!
Apparently not many people know what’s coming. As Dean Martin would say—“Ain’t That A Kick In The Head”.Followed by Elvis’ “Blue Christmas”
howtheduck 2 months ago
Why doesn’t Elly want Mike to go out tonight? It can’t be that late if he can still go out and pick up a prescription and visit Rhetta without her parents getting upset at the lateness of the hour.
1. The strange circular snow is scary.
2. The fear that the wisdom tooth pain will be too much for Michael and he will pass out while driving on the road.
3. Elly can smell Weed’s weed on Mike.
4. Elly knows Mike is really going to see Rhetta.
5. Elly fears that Mike will find out that Rhetta is Jewish and does not celebrate Christmas and it will shake him to the core that anyone could have beliefs different from his own.
6. Elly is obsessed with the idea that when her kids come home, they should be spending all their time with her.
7. Elly knows what she put in that soup, and it was dangerous for driving.
GeorgeInAZ 2 months ago
At least there wasn’t a guy there with Rhetta. I think.
Coopersdad 2 months ago
Is that the reaction you expected, Mike?
Lyrak 2 months ago
Maybe because he had dental surgery and might still be a bit sore and woozy from the anesthetic?
snsurone76 2 months ago
Rhetta, if he swallowed a grapefruit, you couldn’t see it in his cheek, could you??
snsurone76 2 months ago
Mike’s prescription must be from Walmart’s; they NEVER deliver!
French Persons' Treasury of Self-Applauding Batty Premium Member 2 months ago
“Oh, hello Sally! I mean, er, Rhetta! Sorry, I guess I’ve just been thinking about other girls… Saaaaayy… just who’s ring is that on a chain around your neck?”
Macushlalondra 2 months ago
Ooooh, most romantic line ever!
win.45mag 2 months ago
Funny how he drags her along all this time and then thinks SHE’LL be the one to come RUNNING to HIM.
serial232 2 months ago
There something wrong with Rhetta and his relationship. When, my wife’s plane landed and she got off it, she ran to my arms. It would have been great, if she had manage to make it to me. The kids got to her, before we got to each other. Just wait and see what Santa gives them for Christmas. Just wait!
ctolson 2 months ago
No, that would make his tummy poke out. The comment is “Why do you trying to look like a Chipmunk?”
rshive 2 months ago
Poor Mike! The holidays will be a little subdued.
Chris 2 months ago
love that she finished his sentence. :D
Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago
I guess it’s better than saying than Rhetta asking if he was carrying a grapefruit in his pocket!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 months ago
Apparently not many people know what’s coming. As Dean Martin would say—“Ain’t That A Kick In The Head”.Followed by Elvis’ “Blue Christmas”
The Great_Black President 2 months ago
If this was animated with sound, Rhetta would be surprised hearing Michael talk. That swelled cheek would make him sound like Jabba the Hutt!
CultofFarley 2 months ago
Ooga Farley!
Ooga Farley!
Ooga Farley!
Jew-ga Farley!
lnrokr55 2 months ago
Women do have a way of bringing you back down to earth, don’t they ??? ;-0
kamoolah 2 months ago
Michael better thank his lucky stars he is Canadian. No charge; thanks OHIP!
The Great_Black President 2 months ago
Michael’s friends are caroling outside
Brian: Deck the harrs with bors of horry. Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra!
Gordon and Lawrence look strangely at Brian
Gordon: Fill the mead cup, drain the barrel. Fa la la la la la la la la la!
Brian and Lawrence look strangely at Gordon
Lawrence: Don we now our gay apparel. Fa la la la la la la la la la!
Brian and Gordon look strangely at Lawrence
mindjob 2 months ago
It’s the mumps, better not make out
Quentin1992 2 months ago
She probably doesn’t want him to go out because he isn’t feeling the best from his infected tooth.
g04922 2 months ago
bt 2 months ago
If she hadn’t made him shave, his face wouldn’t look so bad.