Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for February 04, 2016
February 03, 2016
February 05, 2016
Transcript:
As a parent, it's my job to correct my kids when they mispronounce things.
Baby: You like my new boops?!?!
Dicky: Heck yeah I do !
Except for the really cute stuff. They can say that sh*t forever.kids
I think every parent has stories of their children’s inability to pronounce certain words or names correctly. My brother Jeff was “Jepps”, and my sister Louise was “Wheeze.”
I was watching a popular Canadian series recently that has something of a squeaky-clean approach to its “family” content. One character’s frustrated young daughter used a mild, innocuous expletive, and her mother immediately scolds her with the retort, “Language.” I so desperately wanted the script to have her daughter respond, “Yes, mother, it’s called English, and it’s how I express myself.”
Eric Salinas Premium Member over 8 years ago
Um, you DO like your daughter’s new boobs?!?! Who are you? Donald Trump?!
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Which is why parents will sometimes tell you they’re making pasketti for dinner.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
I think every parent has stories of their children’s inability to pronounce certain words or names correctly. My brother Jeff was “Jepps”, and my sister Louise was “Wheeze.”
Marisa Ruffolo Premium Member over 8 years ago
My daughter used to call umbrellas “brewlellas.” So cute!
Andrew Sleeth almost 6 years ago
I was watching a popular Canadian series recently that has something of a squeaky-clean approach to its “family” content. One character’s frustrated young daughter used a mild, innocuous expletive, and her mother immediately scolds her with the retort, “Language.” I so desperately wanted the script to have her daughter respond, “Yes, mother, it’s called English, and it’s how I express myself.”
cocavan11 almost 6 years ago
I suppose it’s like when a friend’s child describes the ho-hos hovering above various saints’ heads in the paintings as we wander through the museum.
Julie478 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Bonus Panel:
https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/boops-bonus-panel/
Cute Ice Cream (Cute Cookie Bear) over 3 years ago
theres also the cute thing where you say everything with a “w”