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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for May 11, 2016
May 10, 2016
May 12, 2016
Transcript:
How I used to talk to my kids (Before I lost my friggin' mind) Then Dicky: We don't shoot water guns in the house Baby: Why not? Dicky: You're gonna get everything wet. Baby: So? Dicky: So, everything will get ruined. Baby: No it won't Dicky: Yes it will Baby: Nuh-uh Now Dicky: We don't shoot water guns in the house. Baby: Why not? Dicky: Because I said so
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Tue Elung-Jensen about 7 years ago
Sounds about right, at one point you lose patience – I don´t even have my own children.
Ratbrat about 7 years ago
Oh this is sooooooooooo true! I used to say that I would NEVER say “because I said so”, but I got over that silliness quickly.I knew so much about child raising before I had any!
car2ner about 7 years ago
Kids don’t really want to know why. They are just stalling. Your house your rules. Later on when the argument is over and they are doing something else then see if the really want to know “why”
stlmaddog5 about 7 years ago
Because I’ll beat anyone who shoots a water gun in MY House!
Aaron Weber Premium Member about 7 years ago
Trying to reason with anyone under the age of 10 or so is like being locked in a room with a tiny, surly, and very drunk person.
Stephen Gilberg about 7 years ago
I now realize that I missed a lot of strips. The updates must have been late in the day.
Julie478 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Bonus Panel:
https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/how-i-talk-to-my-kids-bonus/
Doglover26 about 2 years ago
you can only irritate parents so much :)
Nate Wright (Mischief God) almost 2 years ago
You need to give some better reasons Dicky, or else Champ might wet you with a water gun.