Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for May 11, 2016

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  about 7 years ago

    Sounds about right, at one point you lose patience – I don´t even have my own children.

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    Ratbrat  about 7 years ago

    Oh this is sooooooooooo true! I used to say that I would NEVER say “because I said so”, but I got over that silliness quickly.I knew so much about child raising before I had any!

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    car2ner  about 7 years ago

    Kids don’t really want to know why. They are just stalling. Your house your rules. Later on when the argument is over and they are doing something else then see if the really want to know “why”

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    stlmaddog5  about 7 years ago

    Because I’ll beat anyone who shoots a water gun in MY House!

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    Aaron Weber Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Trying to reason with anyone under the age of 10 or so is like being locked in a room with a tiny, surly, and very drunk person.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 7 years ago

    I now realize that I missed a lot of strips. The updates must have been late in the day.

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    Julie478 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Bonus Panel:

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    Doglover26  about 2 years ago

    you can only irritate parents so much :)

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    Nate Wright (Mischief God)  almost 2 years ago

    You need to give some better reasons Dicky, or else Champ might wet you with a water gun.

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