Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for September 02, 2020

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    TwilightFaze  over 3 years ago

    I do that. Pardon the expression, but it’s hit or miss since I sometimes let out silent but deadly ones.

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    tudza Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The mask won’t help with the smell.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    It’s a real crime the troll made it a political stigma….this virus could have been curbed…that’s what happens when you think with your Di€K in stead of your brain….

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    jrgtr42  over 3 years ago

    been practicing this version for my whole life…

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    xsintricks  over 3 years ago

    I very seriously doubt any kind of NBC gear can protect you from flatus.

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    vehlers  over 3 years ago

    I’ve been doing that for years.

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    Julie478 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    ✨Bonus Panel✨

    https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/how-to-encourage-mask-wearing-bonus-panel/

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    Katzi428  over 3 years ago

    My family refers to farts as Carbon DiBackside!! :-O

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    Oh sure, blame the duck.

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    WhatsTheJoke  over 3 years ago

    I’m pretty sure a duck fart is an alcoholic beverage. https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Duck-Fart I never tried it, but always thought the best way to make a duck fart was to squeeze it.

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    tinstar  over 3 years ago

    As was said back in my day…“That’s a gas!”

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    Oh no Not Again  over 3 years ago

    Terrence and Phillip.

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    SCIENCE RULES!!!!!!!   over 1 year ago

    Not even 6ft would be enough to avoid that smell, I know! 6 miles would work perfectly for social distancing. (¬‿¬)

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