FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 14, 1992
Andy: What's in the bags? Roger: Christmas lights, Andy. Ever since I was a little kid I've dreamed of having one of those houses with the billions of lights and the robot Santas. Well, I've got the lights and I've got the desire. Now all I need to do is get my butt up on that icy roof. Andy: Of course, you pick the week when I'm out of Tums. Roger: We've got a 220-volt outlet, right?