FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 27, 1993
Peter: Unblievable! Andy: What? Peter: I ate 16 platefuls of food on Thanksgiving, three slices of pie, and I didn't gain any weight! Not a single pound! It's not fair! Am I doomed to be skinny forever?! Let me try another scale... Andy: He eats 16 helpings and I'm the one about to be sick.