FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 23, 1996
Jason: I figured out what I'm going to do for a living. Andy: Oh? Jason: I'm going to be the world's greatest magician! I'll do TV specials! Live shows! I'll fill stadiums! What a life! Did you know that David Copperfield makes an eight-figure income? Of course, he also has supermodels throwing themselves at him. Andy: I suppose there are downsides to everything.