FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 12, 1997
Woman: What's this?? I ordered a large rootbeer. Peter: Um, you ordered a small. Woman: It's hot... I'm thirsty... Why would I have ordered a small?! I definitely ordered a large! Peter: Ma'am, you may have meant to say "large," but the reality is you said "small." Woman: Look, you clod, have you never heard the expression, "the customer is always right"?! Peter: But you're wrong. Manager: I must say, Fox, you're the first employee I've had who wanted to go back to mopping the bathrooms. Peter: Actually, I should mop the concession area first.