FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 15, 1997
Peter: So, how was the food at camp? Jason: Indescribable. It seemed like every other meal, you'd have no idea what strange concoction you were eating. Not at all like mom's cooking. Andy: Would you boys prefer your eggplant waffles dry or with gravy? Peter: ...Where you know all too well. Jason: At least with mystery meat, there's a chance you'll luck out.