FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 20, 1998
Andy: So, how was the big "X-Files" movie? Jason: Oh, man! The lies those in power come up with! First denials, then half-truths, then elaborate cover-ups--why?--so we'll all be blissfully ignorant of our fate untile it's too late to change! Well, I refuse to keep my mouth shut! I'm writing the newspaper! Our congressman! The truth is out there and I demand a full investigation! Andy: Sweetie, "The X-Files" is what's known as fiction. Peter: You misunderstand. They shipped the wrong film to the theater. Jason: They screened "Encino Man 2." Talk about sinister plots.