FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 21, 1998
Peter: How can a practically brand-new box of cereal be nothing but dust and crumbs?! He asked rhetorically. Jason: Check out my new decoder ring! Peter: So, Dad, got any big plans for the day? Roger: Not really. I thought I'd hang out in my pajamas and read the newspaper for a while. Then maybe go out to the driving range and hit a bucket of balls. Come home..Take a nap on the couch...eat lunch...take a nap on the hammock...Then drink beer and eat corn chips while watching baseball on TV all afternoon until dinner. Peter: Boy, you sure knon how to do Father's Day right. Roger: Today's Father's Day?