FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 24, 1998
Jason: Did the phone ring while I was out? I'm expecting a call from Hollywood. Peter: Dare I ask why? Jason: Well, in case you haven't noticed, they've come out with a sequel to that movie about the dog that plays basketball. He plays football in this new one. So it occurred to me that if a studio will pay millions to film an athletically gifted dog, just imagine what they'd pay fo an athletically gifted iguana! Peter: That would require having an athletically gifted iguana. Jason: Actually, I meant to ask you - is there a sport that involves a lot of eating and sleeping?