FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 01, 1998
Peter: Aaaa! I'm wearing the same shirt as Morton Goldthwait! We look like twins! What are the odds?! What are the odds, I ask you! Morton: Seriously? Peter: No. Morton: Let me work the math anyway. It's fun. Peter: While you're at it, what's the chance of the earth swallowing me up right this second. Morton: Say, aren't those your football buddies coming this way?