FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 05, 1999
woman: Mr. Fox, your superiors brought me in this week to help increase your department's efficiency. Budgets are tight, and waste will no longer be tolerated. So enough chit-chat. Let's get to work. Item one: this perfectly good paper clip I found in your trash. Roger: Barb, any chance I've got a meeting to go to?