FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 20, 2000
Eugene: Ok! Yes! I admit it! I stole your stupid camp journal! I couldn't stand one more nanosecond of the four of you reminiscing about that horrid, wretched summer! I couldn't take one more picosecond of your cutesy-wutesy friendship club! At least I ruined that! Bwa-ha-ha! Phoebe: A punishment occurs to me. Jason: What was the crime exactly?