FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 04, 2002
Computer voice: This audio CD is unplayable. Peter: But I just bought it. Voice: I'm sorry. I can't play this. Peter: Don't tell me this is one of those stupid new "copy-protected" CDs that won't work in a computer! Peter: Curse you, record labels! Curse you straight to Hades! Computer voice: No, no - I just draw the line at playing Vanilla Ice. Roger: But he's "V-ice" now..