FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 18, 2002
Paige: So was "Attack of the Clones" any good? Jason: Paige, what a silly question. I mean, what are the odds of a die-hard fanboy like me saying anything negative? Probably about the same as George Lucas letting a cartoonist see the film three weeks in advance so he can write about the movie when it opens in more than vague, noncommittal terms. Paige: Ok, so there's an atom-sized chance you didn't like it. Jason: Well, I wouldn't quite go that far.