Marcus: The pool closes in six hours. Jason: Three hours... Marcus: One hour... Five minutes... inflatable Liopleurodons need to come with bigger pumps. Jason: I wonder if we can leave it her and finish tomorrow.
The sizes of prehistoric and present-day animals shouldn’t have to be exaggerated in order to seem more impressive.
The neck of Liopleurodon ferox was about 3½ feet long. This means that the entire animal must have been about 23 feet long, including its 5¼-foot head, and 3½ feet high from its back to its underside.
See “A truly gigantic pliosaur (Reptilia, Sauropterygia) from the Kimmeridge Clay Formation (Upper Jurassic, Kimmeridgian) of England” by David M. Martill, Megan L. Jacobs, and Roy E. Smith, from Proceedings of the Geologists’ Association , vol. 134, no. 33, Jun. 2023, pages 361-373.
I wonder if this was one of Roger’s other purchases (“random impulse purchases”, as Andy called them) when he went to go buy Halloween candy at Costclub.
Roger (after buying the candy) : Let’s see…what’s this?
(He notices a sign that reads, ‘LIFE-SIZED INFLATABLE AQUATIC CREATURES; PAST AND PRESENT’, and examines the choices in the aisle)
Roger: I’ll bet Jason would like one of these. Let’s see… Anomalocaris … Pterygotus … Dunkleosteus … Prionosuchus … Nothosaurus … Placodus … Tanystropheus … Shonisaurus … Rutiodon … Leedsichthys … Geosaurus … Sarcosuchus … Stomatosuchus … Xiphactinus … Elasmosaurus … Tylosaurus … Archelon … Parapuzosia … Basilosaurus … Livyatan … Otodus megalodon … Odobenocetops …Steller’s sea cow…great white shark…hammerhead shark…thresher shark…goblin shark…megamouth shark…basking shark…whale shark…smalltooth sawfish…beluga sturgeon…beluga whale…sperm whale…Baird’s beaked whale…orca…bottlenose dolphin…bowhead whale…humpback whale…gray whale…leopard seal…walrus…emperor penguin…king penguin…saltwater crocodile…leatherback sea turtle…marine iguana…green anaconda…hmmmm, this is going to be a tough decision. I think I’ll get him the… Liopleurodon .
Jason (after Roger has returned with the inflatable Liopleurodon ) : Awesome! Thanks, Dad!
iFerrarifan over 13 years ago
It’s a Magical liopleurodon.
Nuttypearls115 over 12 years ago
Where would you find one of those?
comicsfannate over 12 years ago
I want one of those.
BrenHanks about 4 years ago
Karlismymiddlename over 3 years ago
bday strip!
alexzinuro 11 months ago
The sizes of prehistoric and present-day animals shouldn’t have to be exaggerated in order to seem more impressive.
The neck of Liopleurodon ferox was about 3½ feet long. This means that the entire animal must have been about 23 feet long, including its 5¼-foot head, and 3½ feet high from its back to its underside.
See “A truly gigantic pliosaur (Reptilia, Sauropterygia) from the Kimmeridge Clay Formation (Upper Jurassic, Kimmeridgian) of England” by David M. Martill, Megan L. Jacobs, and Roy E. Smith, from Proceedings of the Geologists’ Association , vol. 134, no. 33, Jun. 2023, pages 361-373.
alexzinuro about 1 month ago
I wonder if this was one of Roger’s other purchases (“random impulse purchases”, as Andy called them) when he went to go buy Halloween candy at Costclub.
Roger (after buying the candy) : Let’s see…what’s this?
(He notices a sign that reads, ‘LIFE-SIZED INFLATABLE AQUATIC CREATURES; PAST AND PRESENT’, and examines the choices in the aisle)
Roger: I’ll bet Jason would like one of these. Let’s see… Anomalocaris … Pterygotus … Dunkleosteus … Prionosuchus … Nothosaurus … Placodus … Tanystropheus … Shonisaurus … Rutiodon … Leedsichthys … Geosaurus … Sarcosuchus … Stomatosuchus … Xiphactinus … Elasmosaurus … Tylosaurus … Archelon … Parapuzosia … Basilosaurus … Livyatan … Otodus megalodon … Odobenocetops …Steller’s sea cow…great white shark…hammerhead shark…thresher shark…goblin shark…megamouth shark…basking shark…whale shark…smalltooth sawfish…beluga sturgeon…beluga whale…sperm whale…Baird’s beaked whale…orca…bottlenose dolphin…bowhead whale…humpback whale…gray whale…leopard seal…walrus…emperor penguin…king penguin…saltwater crocodile…leatherback sea turtle…marine iguana…green anaconda…hmmmm, this is going to be a tough decision. I think I’ll get him the… Liopleurodon .
Jason (after Roger has returned with the inflatable Liopleurodon ) : Awesome! Thanks, Dad!
Roger: Anytime, son.