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FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 27, 2009
December 20, 2009
January 03, 2010
Transcript:
Andy: Have you written your thank-you notes yet? Peter: Christmas was just two days ago. If I send them too quickly, it'll look like I just dashed them out. I want the recipients to think I labored on these notes...That I thought about and crafted each one with the utmost care. I figure if I wait two or three weeks, that'll be optimal. Andy: Peter, all you're going to do is wait three weeks and then dash them out anyway. Peter: But no one will know that. Andy: How'd your notes start last year? "Dear person or persons who gave me a gift..." Peter: Oh, c'mon - that could totally be read as a joke!
Dear (whomever gave it to me),
Thank you for the flu. While you may have this idea that it is the perfect gift… being one that keeps on giving. My idea of fun does not include the following.
(insert all effect of the flu to this point)
As a return gift I return you you the following…. a) common cold b) swine flu c) colic child
Signed Really sick man :D