FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 17, 2011
Peter: Coach? I had a dream last night where you finally let me play in a game. I struck out every time I was at bat, dropped every ball that was hit to me, and as the winning run was heading to home, I accidentally threw the ball into the stands. Pleeeeease let me play today! I need to redeem myself! Coach: You might want to work on your salesmanship, Fox.