FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 24, 2013
Jason: Ok, so once you're done with the tutorial, click the mall icon and select a store. Paige: Ok, I picked one. Jason: All right, now press "O" for your mission objectives. Paige: "The invasion of Nordstromdy: defeat enemy lines and secure stylish beachwear at 75-percent savings." Jason: Get ready. It's starting. Paige: I can't see anything. Why's it so dark? Jason: It's 3:00 a.m. Equip your night vision goggles. Paige: AAAA! There's like an entire battalion camped out here! Jason: Don't panic. Remember the tutorial. Check your inventory. Paige: Keys...Credit cards...Gum...Ah, here we go! Cellphone! Page: Is this that new Call of Duty Mod? Jason: Yeah. "Black Friday Ops." Paige: But wait...if I call in an air strike, won't that hurt the beachwear?