Scritch scritch scritch
Scratch scratch scratch
Scretch scretch scretch
Paige: I HATE HAVING DRY SKIN! I HATE IT!
Andy: Jason, I said NO!
Jason: Mom, c'mon! Are you not LISTENING to the poor girl?!
Paige: Aaaa! (Scritch scritch) So dry!
Supersoakers like that have disappeared—I think they got lawyered off the market.