FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 29, 2016

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    Max Starman Jones  about 8 years ago

    It was nice to include the “affordable tuition.” At least he’s being considerate of Mom and Dad.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 8 years ago

    Peter should go for BYU, BYU-Hawaii, or BYU-Idaho for I’ve heard students not affiliated with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints get easy tuition.

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    Gigantor  about 8 years ago

    Fantasyland, wasn’t that the George Clooney movie? Oh, wait, that’s Tomorrowland. Well, who can blame me for not remembering? It was a pretty forgettable flick.

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    Arbitrary  about 8 years ago

    1 can be solved if they have a culinary course.

    2 isn’t up to them.

    3 would probably be better for off campus housing. Cheaper too.

    4 is up to him since he sets his own schedule

    5 best choose an engineering course.

    6. HA!

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Sad thing is, this is actually what a lot of kids look for in a college.

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    AtariDragon  about 8 years ago

    No, MadCow: he left off “championship sports team”.

    But at least hot babes can be found on practically all campuses aside from seminaries. Morning classes are somewhat under the students control, at least after the sophomore year. For a cushy, high-paying job you probably need to be related to someone who can throw you some nepotism.

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    legaleagle48  about 8 years ago

    No. 6 is what makes Peter’s wishlist a REAL fantasy!

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    SKJAM! Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Isn’t Peter a baby boomer who’s been trapped in comic strip time?

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    Thanksfortheinfo2000  about 8 years ago

    Well, that rules out DIsneyworld, too…

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  about 8 years ago

    Don’t know why ‘higher education’ doesn’t have classes on taxi driving or fast food service for those who don’t have high paying jobs in the wings. Yep, employers are screaming for liberal arts grads.

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    alangwatkins  about 8 years ago

    College? I can’t remember, did his glitter covered lucky sweatshirt help him pass his finals?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 8 years ago

    He barely fit for an apprenticeship in solid waste management.

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    Rose Roever  about 8 years ago

    How about FREE college tuition via Bernie Sanders? Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

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    librarian4hire  about 8 years ago

    Won’t help if you want to go to a private college. Just state schools.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Well, Florida does have several schools that top the Party list. Go for it!

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    phoenixnyc  about 8 years ago

    The University of Massachusetts at Amherst, Peter. They don’t call it Zoo Mass for nothing.

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    rgcviper  about 8 years ago

    Rereading this one made me think of a joke I heard a while back …

    Did you hear about the recent tragedy at a rock concert? A falcon flew onstage from the sky and, sadly, ended the lives of Keith Richards and Mick Jagger.

    Killed two Stones with one bird.

    Ducking now …

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    alecgiacometti  almost 6 years ago

    Because he’s sure not going to get a scholarship

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    nandayconures!  about 5 years ago

    fEeD tWo BiRdS WiTh OnE sCoNe

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    -itz_cuki-  almost 3 years ago

    Jason is drinking tomato juice again

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    Bullseye  about 1 year ago

    what is that drink he id always drinking

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